I’m Alice.
I’m a 30-something Brooklynite working towards divorce, stopping off at the comical cesspool of online dating, and waking up to live another day.
I have a core support system behind me and they are witness to and sometimes cast in the freakish combination of Candid Camera and The Truman Show that is my life.
American males are not worth the effort or the decent ones have likely determined that the typical American female is a daffy dingbat and unworthy of his effort thus the ongoing and growing “marriage strike” AND shunning of females in general… forcing a growing number of females desirous of companionship to hie off to the nearby animal shelter and adopt a kitty.
Meeow.
The kittys will purr their thanks.