Every word that comes out of his mouth, every pompous inflection in his voice makes me want to stab him with my fork more and more.
Encapsulated in no more than 5feet 3inches, this dude has the unfortunate distinction of being the perfect storm of every asshole I’ve dated in the past 2 years.
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Thank god this fool is on the other end of the table from me.
Posted in Bad Boy, boyfriend, dating, love, Nice Guy, Scott, Spring 2010, Tattoos, Uncategorized on 05/25/2010 | 2 Comments »
It was my third date with Dave and I wasn’t looking forward to it much.
Posted in Bad Boy, manchild, New York City, Online Dating, sex, unavailable men, Uncategorized, tagged Spring 2008 on 05/22/2010 | Leave a Comment »
In fact I was a little hesitant about the whole thing, the guy obviously liked me far more than I liked him and this made me uncomfortable. There were things about him that bugged me; he read comic books (oh I’m sorry, graphic novels), loved horror films so much that his home was decorated to honor them, he was at his own admission a pothead, and he was not what I considered attractive at all.
I’ve ditched out of work early to meet The Brit at South Street Seaport.
Posted in Bad Boy, New York City, Online Dating, unavailable men, Uncategorized, tagged Spring 2009, The Brit on 05/22/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Plans with him are always last minute, which I find frustrating.
He’s the type to wake at 2pm, send word to me, and we meet up ninety minutes later. I don’t like being the type to jump when he commands, but I also want to spend time with him as often as possible. We always meet in the city, always halfway between my home in Brooklyn and his in Queens.
